Archive for June, 2008

I would like a Labradoodle
June 25, 2008

They are the cutest freaking thing on earth, all snuggly and floppy. Geez it’s extreme cuteness. I would like one to be my friend but they are pricey. Each square inch of cuteness is like $50. 

 

Cost: $750

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I would like to go to Belize
June 20, 2008

I’ve always wanted to see Ambergris Caye and dive the Blue Hole. Get your mind out of the gutter geez, it’s a dive site. It’s this amazing limestone sinkhole 60 miles off the mainland. I’d love to go, can I have five bucks for the trip. You should come, I’d be sweet.

Cost: $5,000

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I would like a Zorse
June 16, 2008

You might ask what is a Zorse? It is simply the baby of a mare and a zebra. They are tough to train and tough to take care of, but they are soooo cool. They also have another friend called a Zonkey which I’m sure you can figure out how that happened. Zorses are even more expensive then horses to keep because you have to appeal to both sides of the animal. So frequent trips to Africa for the zebra side and lots of oats for the horse side. Please help me get my Zorse, or if anyone has info on a minature Zorse that would be the ultimate in wonderfulness.

 

Cost: $20,000

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I would like a Jeep Wagoneer
June 15, 2008

It’s always been a dream of mine to drive an old Wagoneer. I think they are cool and I like to think that I’m cool and thus need a Wagoneer. We all know that money buys coolness.

 

Cost: $25,000

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I would like to cruise around the world
June 5, 2008

I’ve never been on a cruise before. I love to travel and I love the world and I think it’d be pretty cool to see all parts of it. I would like to take a cruise for 105 days on the QE2. I would take a lot of pictures and promise to eat some weird bug dishes.

 

Cost: $ $30,000

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